Top Parenting Tweets That Made Us Laugh January
There are so many parenting accounts out there that make us laugh, make us think and tell it like it is. We want to highlight these fantastic parents because they deserve your love and support! Be sure to follow each and every person and check out their sites as well! These Moms, Dads, family members and guardians will get you laughing.
[Chameleon trying to hide from his kid]
Kid chameleon: Hello? Where is he?I'm hungry.
Dad chameleon [suddenly appearing]: HEY HUNGRY I'M DAD-Ah dammit.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) July 1, 2019
A bearer of Dad News had this post in 2019 that we loved that needs to be shared again. A classic Dad joke.
After 2 years of cuddling my baby to sleep, he has finally said those three special words:
‘I want daddy’#mumlife #momsquad
— The Mum Bum (@themumbum) March 27, 2019
How many of us can relate to The Mum Bum right now? Hands up!!!
I don’t know if I should be pleased or frightened that facial recognition accepts me with a protein bar hanging out of my mouth.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) December 2, 2019
This.is.us 100%. So true Noy My Third Rodeo, you are not alone!
Parenting:
Mixed drinks are now mixing chocolate into milk
Bar karaoke turns into disney sing-a-longs
All nighters are now due to by upset children
Primetime television becomes new episodes of Paw Patrol or Peppa Pig.— Kayleigh McMillen (@PaidInSmiles) August 8, 2019
So true Kayleigh, so true!
Me reaching for my 2020 goals over the next few weeks… pic.twitter.com/wDMLU9OL9S
— Mark (@Honest_Father) December 31, 2019
Love this, it’s so relateable. Happy New Year!
Good thing the kids are asleep. This would definitely give them nightmares. #momlife #HelloClarice pic.twitter.com/GXu4Y1ktNm
— Danielle Curley (@curley_danielle) January 27, 2020
You’re beautiful and we love those face masks! #beautyregime
My legs are being used as a slide 😳 #MomLife #MomOfAToddler pic.twitter.com/6jg5LVPY4w
— My Villa (@my__villa) January 27, 2020
This is so true for all parents!!
“Your body will be used as a jungle gym by your kids.” Said no parent book EVER.
Must get up now!!! Laundry awaits… #momlife #SundayMotivation pic.twitter.com/lIMC7jc1co
— Mom and Cola (@bellaromes26) January 26, 2020
We relate to you Mom and Cola! The never ending story of laundry…
Second day back to school in a New Year and this was my 5YO's thought this morning. 😂🤣#momlife #dadlife #family #kidsayings #mommabraga #momblog #momblogger #parenting #workingmom #kidlife #Kindergarten #kidsaythedarnestthings #hilarious #kidquotes pic.twitter.com/Pa3gZNVdt5
— Melanie Braga (@mommabraga) January 7, 2020
5 Years old going on 35! So cute Nikki!
Me (to kids): You must play outside for at least 15 mins.
* Figures once they're out there, they'll lose track of time and stay out there. Congratulates self on parenting. *
Kids: Hey Google. Set an alarm for 15 minutes.#ParentingFail
— Rebecca Bowyer (@RebeccaBowyerAU) January 27, 2020
This made us laugh out loud!
“Look mommy look- what year were you born, what sign are you?………” “Oh, I’m too old to even be on there.” 🤔😫🤨#ChineseNewYear #old #parentingfail #monkey pic.twitter.com/c3aLaamJGN
— Vivian Y Chang (@v_e_e_e_e) January 25, 2020
Oh my gosh Vivian, we don’t think our birth date is on their either!
The Military Maneuver- Linda loves running to bus to avoid that last hug and kiss as she get on the bus. Her skillful tactic this morning worked 😂 #daddys @kishaculpepper @fatherly @theellenshow @kellyclarksonshow @wendyshow #daughters #military @thebabyspotca @CBSThisMorning pic.twitter.com/QavYo33daY
— Active Dads Rule (@Activedadsrule) December 3, 2019
We have all been there Derrick!!!
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For more funny stuff, check out our top 200+ Dad Jokes for you to torture your family and friends with.
